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As well as the gorgeous ladies of Zoosk! i will also be putting up the great pictures of the sexy ladies i find in Owned, another EXCELLENT facebook app.

This picture makes me feel very scared, and kinda wierd, I am going to have nightmares i know. I Have never done acid, but i assume this is what a bad trip looks like. Grimstad by name and nature.

A licence too far

Unlike a lot of people, I liked Transformers, the new movie, I never saw the cartoon, i was too old when it was television, and personally, i don’t care! It was basically a very badly animated advert for toys. At about the same time Zoids arrived, they lasted about 15 minutes, and disappeared, if you had any, and kept them, they were worth a fortune, if you anything like me, you lost all the bits, ate them, and shat them down the toilet. Now you can play the Xbox360 game of zoids, well not now, cos its not out yet. I think it looks shite.

The most action packed pic i could find of this hellish looking RTS game (yesterday).

I wonder if you have to stop the game every 2 minutes to wind all your units up? hmmm… intresting! on Wii version you could spin you wiimote! woo!! God i hate consoles, and i hate nostalgia, its not what it used to be.

Sexy ladies of Zoosk! volume II

What can i say? look at this VISION of beauty, it doesn’t say what her name is, or how old she is all i know is shes in Cottingham, and she is wearing the hottest Wolf t-shirt i have ever seen EVER. Normally i would put 3 in here, but she deserves an update all of her own. She is interested in men, and been voted for 3 times! lovely.

Hull Punternet Reviews of the week

And in another semi regular feature, my pick of punternet reviews!

here’s one i particularly like…

Description:
good looking, lovely body, boobs are big but clearly fake, felt wierd

Comments:
have only ever been let down in e.suite once b4 and that was years ago, felt quite let down here though. dont get me wrong kate is a nice person with good looks and a fit body, but there is something missing. i hope i dont come across as horrible in this report but kate is too chatty and scatty for her own good. for instance i had to ask for a body to body massage over a dozen times, she kept saying yes sure but never actually did it, she just kept rabbitting on at me. i dont mind a bit of frienly chat but it got far too much.

good points: fit, great covered bj and she means well

bad points: talks far too much, rushes you quite a bit, sex was poor- she wouldnt fully let me enter her for some reason and boobs are a turn off for me

Lol! yeah me too, i hate boobs…

Description:
Slim tanned blonde lady, reasonably pleasant. Probably olde than stated but with the typical smokers lines its hard to be sure.

She sounds hot! I will be visiting her for sure.

Brief massage, asked me to turn over. Nice oral followed.. for about 30 seconds! Whilst I was settling in to enjoy it I looked up and she was squirting lube on! Proceeded to try cowgirl where she went from stationary to 60 thrusts a second immediately!Tried doggy to control the pace a little but lost interest when all I could smell was her dirty arse!

mmmmmmm! stink arse, this is class…

well there you go, i shall be returning to punternet soon…

Your suggestions please

As i am in direct competition with Mentski now, I need an 80 pop siren to become obsessed by, ideally she should be fitter than Betty Boo, and still arround and foxy now. Someone not too obvious either! no Kylies please!!

Carol Decker and Kim Wilde yesterday

Obvioulsy Kim Wilde is a bit ming, and wrinkly but Carol Decker still has that Milf factor going on!
I think it may be her.. but other suggestions are welcome email them to me at Mrfavus@hotmail.com and i will do something. Next up! Grafitti what I am going to do, and possibly Stickers.

Welcome!

As you may or may not know, I used to write a blog, it was excellent. I had to delete it because of work issues, and I started writing for Mentski’s blog, Well he fired me… I have no idea why! My posts were way better than his it was probably a competition thing. Anyway, that aside, I have decided to resurrect my blog in DIRECT COMPETITION to his, obviously mine will be much better, and far funnier than his, and he will be really jealous.

And also on my blog I will be doing a web comic, it will look nothing like this, it will be better – in colour and not with stick men, this has been a long time coming and oft nagged for – I am currently working on characters who are not so wholly routed in #digi in jokes that no one else will get them, as funny as the Bulmer web comic was, if you didn’t know him, you’d not find it as funny as us, when i say us, i mean me.