Oh my god! I sound like a bloody lovesick teenager, most of the time, you seen that match.com commercial? I am ACTING like that, and it sickens me! but I like it at the same time.
I used to be one of the people who would be shouting “GET A ROOM YOU SICK FUCKS!” at people making out in the street, and NOW I AM DOING IT… holding hands… grinning inanely for NO BLOODY GOOD REASON!!
Its all because of my new girlfriend, in this mad crazy, horrible, disgusting shitpit of a world, i have found a woman who really likes me! ME! Socially inept.. Perverted, sick old me!!
Who’d have thought it?