Gorgeous Ladies of Zoosk! Volume IV

Here are a few odd ones! just for your delectation, As new as i am to this whole “Online dating” thing there are certain things i know, one is, 1) take a flattering pic…
Serious dude! put a flattering pic on… or show your kids… instead…

and a warning, be careful of women who put on blurry pics, I have the same software they use on CSI for photoshop, which works by loading up a pic and typing randomly on they keyboard to enhance the image….
This… becomes this….

If we zoom in enough, and use the enhance filter, suddenly the truth is displayed…

Just be careful! eh!?

And what the fuck is this?!! how am i supposed to flirt with this?!?!

Hang on! whats this?!?! ZOOM! IN!!
Uh oh! ENHANCE!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo i flirted with Hitler!!! I AM GOING TO HELL!!!

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