Hey! look, Knock off Nigel is back I don’t know if you noticed, if you’re anything like me and you work in an office, you get people nagging you all the time for the latest films and realeases, just because i steal films (which are mainly shite) from the major corporations, that doesn’t make me a grubby little man AT ALL http://www.knockoffornot.com/ see this shit? no!
I don’t steal from whiprounds I steal from millionaire companies that can afford it, lets face it. I am not going to be made to feel like paedophile because i don’t want to pay £6 to see ANOTHER shit film with WIll Smith in it.
He can fuck off and so can that 118118 reject calling me a fucking knock off Nigel.